30 - A photograph of yourself today.

We took this today! Yay done with this challenge and I think my blogging career just ended!

29 - Something you could never get tired of doing.

Tanning and painting my nails I love feeling girly! I don’t know about you but having a tan butt just does something for a girl!

28 - Your favorite movie.

I don’t have one really! But I like a few more than others I guess I really like clean flicked of course 310 to Yuma, blood sport, moonlight season 1, becoming Jane and yeah I’m not really sure I love these but that is the question so I best answer!

27 - A picture of you last year and now and how you changed since then?

Not much give or take 5 pounds! Ok 10 don’t judge me! This was at the Idaho Falls weight loss challenge I lost 24 pounds in 7 weeks. Maybe this was two years ago I don’t remember I try to block it out!

26 - A photo of somewhere you've been to.

I went to a Bobby Long concert with my Lp and it was one of the best places I have been. Bobby is brilliant and beautiful! I also went to Vegas on the same trip and it was just great as seeing Bobby in the flesh. For heaven sakes then have a Frank Sinatra street. It doesn’t get better than that!

25 - What's in your purse?

Any thing and everything a chap can unload it’s probably in my purse! Me and Mary Poppins are Sisters :)

24 - A photo of something that means a lot to you.

These two don’t just mean a lot to me they mean the world to me! They are the best part of my life. I love them more than anything. I was there nanny for many years. It was the best thing I did with my life! I love them forever.

23 - 15 facts about you

1 I’ve got sandy blonde hair, blue/green eyes but I’m not in Napoleon Dynamite.
2 I love fishing
3 I have broken three of my toes
4 I love taking pictures
5 I love power tools
6 I love to read a good book
7 I love being tan
8 I’m half English
9 I am terrified of heights
10 my favorite animal is a rhino
11 my favorite color is brown
12 I love zebra print
13 my favorite holiday is St. Patrick’s Day
14 I work at the Learning Center
15 I have big love for my friends and family

22 - Your Favorite place.

This is one of my favorite places on earth! The London Market. I still remember the first time I walked in there; I have always loved England and hearing my mom’s stories from being raised there. When I walked in it was like going home after a long vacation. It is my all time happy place!

21 - A photo of something that makes you happy.

Winking makes me happy. Young, old, ugly, hot, muscle, wrinkly, you get my point it doesn’t matter! When a male winks it can even be on TV, I melt a little inside and I blush a little on the outside. I can’t help it believe me it is involuntary it just happens! But it always makes me happy.

20 - The meaning behind your blog name.

You know the game Simon says that you play as a kid. Well it just makes since Ashley Says….
And after 58 names I typed in to find one that had not been taken it was between www.naked-as the day you are born or www. I love you- like a fat kid loves cake, I chose the cake because I still have that inner fat kid in me who loves to eat cake and I love you that much!!

19 - Another picture of yourself.

Wow tired of seeing my face yet!

18 - Something you crave a lot.

Besame Mucho! Just kidding kind of :) I have a serious craving for Vimto. It is an English drink and I think I have loved it since birth in fact they probably have it in heaven!

17 - A photo of you and your family.

I know it's old but it has everyone in it:)

16 - Your celebrity crush.

Hands down and has been for ever with love Colin Farrell! You are one delicious potty mouth hunk of man flesh! When we lock eyes through the TV wow baby! I blush!!

15 - Something you don't leave the house without.

My clothes No shoes, No shirt, No service:) and Pants I have those on too!

14 - A TV show you're currently addicted to.

Well I have not watched TV in so long but I will watch glee every now and then on-line but skip most parts. I want the Jews together so when they are I will watch the whole show! I love to catch a late night show of the Nanny or Have you been served?

13 - Your favorite musician and why?

I love Michael Jackson. I have ever since I was a little girl. I had little black church shoes I would wear with white socks and dance when he was on TV. I had Oprah taped when he was first on it. I would watch it over and over again. I think he was my first celebrity crush. I was one of the few that stood by him when he was charged and Cleared from his trials. I certainly don’t agree with all the things he’s done by any means, but I think he was brilliant. I saw his movie at the theater and loved it and I even cried a little at his funeral. All in all Michael you are top notch and gone too soon!

12 - A photograph of the town you live in.

I love living here it is my home sweet home!

11 - What's in your makeup bag.

Well I only wear eye shadow and mascara. I don’t have the want or time for much else. Plus less is more right? :)

10 - A photo of your favorite place to eat.

Iceberg drive-in! It is simply delicious. They have the best fry’s! I love LOVE love it there! Yum I need to visit Utah right now!!!

9 - A photo of the item you last purchased.

Well hehe it was a new bra and quite fabulous I might add but since I was always told not to show my panties in public I will settle for my last big purchase which is this beautiful brown laptop! Oh and new shoes love these!!

8 - A song to match your mood.

I have always loved this song and it always makes me happy. Sometimes things are just going to suck in our lives but if you "just smile" things probably won't be quite as bad! When Jermaine sang it at Michaels funeral, I loved it even more! Enjoy

7 - Your dream wedding.

Simple, Fun, Beautiful! I want it to be simple without the crazy stress so many brides put themselves through. I want to just have fun and I want everyone that comes to have fun! I am a firm believer you can have the simplest things be the most beautiful. When it all comes down to it nothing will be better in this whole world than, knelling across the alter to the man I love more than anything and making Eternal covenants with him and the Lord. When that happens because I won’t have it any other way I will be extremely blessed!

6 - A photo of an animal you'd love to keep as a pet.

One day when I marry a man with very large muscles (yum)! I am going to have a Female Mastiff named Stella, I love them! I have always wanted one but don’t think I could handle one on my own. They are stinking huge weighing in at 160-200 pounds of chunk and muscle.

5 - A photo of yourself two years ago.

I can’t believe it has been 2 years since I went through the Temple but well there I am!

4 - Your favorite photograph

This is my all time favorite picture it was in the 1996 LDS December Ensign! I love her :)

3 - Your idea of the perfect date.

After having gone on so many dud blind dates and really hating them, I have come up with my perfect date for me! Boys keep it simple Subway or Sandwich tree or a happy meal just no sit down restaurant. I hate the well what are you going to order and how much to spend and well I just can’t be myself if I am not relaxed and restaurant 1st dates stress me out! Then let’s go feed the ducks or fly a kite or swing on swings! (WOW I sound 5 maybe we can blow bubbles too!) Dates can be so simple and cost hardly anything. Now if the guy is truly amazing he will take me fishing but then I will be forced to love him because if that’s a first date what would a second date be? Four Wheeling:)!!!!!

2 - A photo of something you ate today.

We ate homemade pizza for Dinner at my mom’s today Yum! The Easter Bunny came of course and being that I was so good this year (oh wait that’s Santa) he left a yummy basket!!

CHALLENGES: Day 1 - A photo of yourself and a description of how your day was.

30 Day Challenge!!

I’ll take that challenge and I will write it in a week and post it in a Day!

Today is Easter and Stacy and Nathan are rocking there new Easter egg shirts! Out of all the holidays Easter is not my fav, but we are getting ready to die eggs which I love! Church was good then we took some photos after always fun. Now I'm blogging :) Happy Easter

BALLS

So I think any teacher I have ever had would take a bet on eating crap than on me ever blogging! Well Eat this!!! Naturally the only way to start a blog for me would be to write about chocolate or men, well sit back I am writing about both!!
In the latest conference the brethren were talking about how they weep for “all the single ladies” not being married. Well boys weep no longer and all the single ladies put your hands up I have a cure!!
My friend Ryan just came home from a mission in Mexico (scary right!) and I got to go over for the dinner. Little did I know there was going to be a Top Chef there. She made the most delicious, yummy, melt in your mouth and in your hands, divine truffles!! Yes they are that good! So I figure make some for an equally delicious Man and we are talking the Eternities here! I asked for the recipe because I honestly think you could land a man in a day with these. Then my mom begged for the recipe! (Really mom cant grandmas ever just be happy with one grand kid). So this most amazing girl gave me the recipe. I am now the proud owner of a three carrot diamond ring and yes he went to Jared’s! Haha sadly not yet but what I do have is a stomach ache so eat wisely! So to all my single ladies once he tries them he will like them so much he will put a ring on it! Enjoy.
1 package of Oreo’s double of course
1 package of cream cheese
(Blend together and roll into balls then freeze for like 3 hours, then dip into nestles milk chocolate and drizzle white chocolate overtop) I call them marriage balls!
Invite me to your wedding I wish you all the luck but with these balls we can’t lose!